08.13.2003 -

horacio came over today to leech my summer collection of anime. played some ping pong (or as some prefer to call it table tennis). we were quite evenly matched. game ended 20-21 with me losing but not after 6 or 7 dueces. however we had to cut time short (stopped the anime transfer midway) because i needed to pickup my dad from the airport. he was returning from his business trip to st. louis.

thanks to MagicMan17 for donating this site: Overcoming the Addiction to Pornography. just thought it was hilarious and i know certain individuals that might find this mighty useful.

thanks to kharizma for donating this site: Compaq FAQ: Where do I find the "Any" key on my keyboard?. they actually have a faq for this. muwahahahaha!!!

welp, maddox has a new article, not sure if you've seen it yet: We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker.

thanks to fuzzywuzzy for donating this clip of a hilarious/cruel trick a tv show played on Morning Musume: Momusu vs The Ring

taken from SendMeAJoke.com:

19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN

1. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
2. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
3. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
10. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
11. Never lick a steak knife.
12. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
17. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
18. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
19. Your friends love you, anyway.

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